This is not what I wanted to be..

jonboy

I want to be in canada in the trees ....I want to be a LUMBERJACK......

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night
And I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleep all night and he works all day.
I cut cut down trees,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,He goes to the lavatory. On Wendnesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars....?
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Mama.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders.. AND A BRA ?...

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pebblemonkey · Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 28 Location: shropshire

Hes not the Messiah, hes a very naughty boy!
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Jacko · Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:57 am Post subject:

Chapman: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[JARRING CHORD]
[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Full script for the spanish inquistion is available here along with a silly chance to confess: http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/spanish/script.html
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jonboy